Yeah ladies, this one is not for you, it’s strictly for the fellas! Game reognize game but you've got to be in it to win it. So fellas, here I go with some winners. We all know how it works today! The good ol’ days when daddy ran shit at home with mom and the other chick on the side has almost totally evaporated. Yeah you know, the other chick, the one he took you to see when you were like eight (8) and then bought you whatever you wanted so you won’t tell mammy… yeah her. You can thank Oprah too. Well not totally but her TV school is surely the female relationship-advise hub of your nightmare. Damn it! What happened to the days when grandma was the guru for relationship advice? Now the Cosmopolitan is giving more relationship advice than the local pastor, Rabbi and Imam all put together. 

Kick yourself in the foot fellas, women give a damn, they still want you to fornicate but only with one girl at a time though. You should already know that they don't care if it's called fornicating. If you're married then all of a sudden you're (not her) wrong for wanting them. Yes I know, they don’t make it any easier either; the coverGirl makeup, the anti-aging creams. The sexy smelling lingerie, perfumes, lip gloss and catwalk can't seem to keep your eyes from wandering. That sexy out fit that lets you glimpse her smoking hot figure with just enough clevage to make your mouth water. Not to mention Collagen, Botox, breast and butt implants, pilates, yoga, the weave and wigs that look so real. Gosh! You are damned if you do and damned if you don't want a piece of her.
                                    

Now a days if your girl is no longer just the chick on your arm and you’re nobody who is pretending to be somebody then you better get your paper right. Yeah I mean money son. Stack a lot of loot because you’re gonna need it... to lease your way through romance at least until you get caught. Yeah you heard me, I said lease brother. Money can’t buy love but it can certainly lease you a beauty queen. You might wanna get your big boy whips lined up, a glamorous mansion some place where the neighbours won't call the cops on you every night and lots of access to the wildest celebrity after parties, if you’re looking for a girl who ain’t gonna mind that you’re just like your daddy. Ok, ok I’m just kidding, money ain’t everything and sex ain’t all there is to relationships. I just wanted to juice you up, fellas. Why don’t you check out my top ten (10) sexiest celebrities and let me know what you think about my selection.                          
                              

Number Ten (10) on my list is Kourtney Kardashian. Yeah you guessed right, Kim Kardashian's  big sister. You've probably seen her reality show. I don't mean 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians', I mean the one with her sister Khloe' Kardashian called 'Kourtney and Khoe' Takes Miami'. She is not a certified gold digger but she won't date you if you're broke. HAHA! This girl wears a few business hats and you better have one too. She is the perfect girl to show up at a star studded event with (on your arm of course). I like my woman dark skinned or tanned, with a pretty face and a whole lot of curves. Not much of a skinny chick lover, I want something to grab on.. Ok, ok let's move on.. ps. I know she's pregnant, it's just a fantasy list.
                                   

Number nine (9) on my list is Angela Lola Luv. I know what you guys are thinking, I put her there because she's an African model. Yep. She's Ethiopian and she's hot! Who don't want her? AngelaLuv is 'wifey' material but you better have the money to afford to be in her circle. She knows when to be sexy and cute and if she's on your arm, your stats will blow through the roof, playa. If you're gonna pay, why not pay for top quality? Career wise, she's been in over fifteen (15) music videos working with Tray Songs, Young Buck, Busta Rhymes,  Kanye West, 50 Cent, Luda, Jeesy etc etc.. She is one video girl you won't mind bringing home to mom even though you know damn well that mama probably won't approve of her. But you won't give a shit anyway so let's move on! 
                                      

Number eight (8) on my list is Gabrielle Union. Whattt? Speaking of personality fellas, common, agree with this right here. She can mess around and have you on celeb status too but not only that, you will be sprung. Yeah she started out as a model and this Nabraska girl got herself a UCLA degree in Sociology! She's fantastic, smart and educated! A combination your mom don't ever expect you to bring home, playa. Her smoking hot body and her pretty face will pull you in but can you hang with the sophistication in this total package? Got to step that scrubby game up if for some accidental reason you were to convince someone to beg Gabrielle to come out to a star studded date with you.



Number seven (7) on my list is Toccara Jones. Oh, my Godddddd! Now do I need to say more?! When she arrived at America's Next Top Model a few years back every playa was like yoooooo! I know all my playas out there are like how does she come before AngelaLuv? I feel you but I already told you man, I like em curvy. She definately can be up for grabs in my book. Don't forget, this is a fantasy list where you've got all the paper to burn and for some stupid reason Toccara is digging your swagger. I can see it now, you're in first class, fresh to death, sipping palm wine and enjoying every moment of her touch. Ok let me stop!
                              

Number six (6) on my list is Amber Rose.  Forgive me Kanye but your girl is lava my brother. How does she do it with all that junk in her trunk or should I say treasure in her trunk? Blonde hair buzz cut? Bronze Cape Verdean skin? ...So what? She use to be an exotic dancer before they put her in Luda's Video. This Italian American and Cape Verd sweetie is way too hot to condemn. She is not well known for her celebrity but if you were to bring her out 'arm in arm' I'm sure you'll make the front page. But that's if Kanye don't stab you first. All I'm saying is I don't know if she's the bring home to mama type, all I know is if you're balling like a rap star and you need that right chick to compliment your pimp- ish swagger then Amber Rose should be on your short list.

                                               

Number five (5) on my list is Leighton Meester. Stop drooling fellas, there are millions of fishes in the sea. Born in prison cause her folks were trafficking the 'magic dragon' to America from Jamaica. For all you playas with a dark past like myself, who turned your life around and now you're praying for a classy, cute and sexy diva to lighten up your worthless life. Leighton will not judge you. She didn't want to be a model when she started out even though she has the body for it. Instead she went for acting and landed roles on shows like Law & Order, 7th Heaven, CSI Miami, Surface etc etc. You've heard her hit single entitled 'Good Girls Gone Bad'. She's also been in several movies. Leighton is your all Amerian, New York girl who grew up in Florida. Now common playa, if you had enough game to land this one on your score card you know your days of being a useless imbecile is far from over but at least you will go to hell with a smile on your face.

                   

Number four (4) on my list is Megan Fox. You want her really, really bad! Here's a tissue son, blow your nose and suck it up. She's not on my list for nothing. Oh ye-ah, it's her, Mikaela Banes from the first Transformers movie. What can I say? She's a little on the Slimmer side but the curves are visible and her charm is unbreakable. Show up with her hanging on your arm and I promise you, you won't leave that place alive. Someone will strangle your ass quietly and shove you somewhere deep where the sun don't shine, just so they can be next to her. Don't wanna make it look like these girls are materialistic but you should know that what Megan Fox would probably consider a fun night out won't be anything close to one of your borring club visits, playa. You need to bring out the big guns here.
                    

Number three (3) on my list is Lauren Conrad.  How about her? I can't stress it enough, fellas, you got to come more than just correct. I don't care if she tells you 'no' don't worry about it', or if she says 'it's ok that you're broker than Joe Blow', you can't bring any of my top tens to your moms basement unless that's where you keep boxes of money. If you don't know how to buy flowers or you can't buy tickets to the ball game or a Jay Z concert, then you probably won't make it here. Like I said, it ain't all about the money, son. You can't buy a girls heart but you can pay to take her to a nice environment, women appreciate that type of shit. So park up the '92' Deville and bring out an '06' range rover or better if you got Lauren Concord calling you down. But if you're a true baller you're already next in line for that chance that might never come.

                                           

Number two (2) on my list will have to be Ciara. I'm a music lover, She's a great musician. Her material is intelligent and just look at that skin tone and tell me if it won't make you whistle. That's if you woke up in your wildest dreams and she was on the other side of the bed naked in your arms calling you daddy. One way to steal my heart is to be a female singing bird. I know my playa partners out there are nodding their heads like yep that's what's up. She might give you a break with that '92' Buick you around town cruise in. The one with the cloth seats that your uncle John gave you in 1996. Sure, she just might let you slide if you rolled up in your '94' mustang.

The one you put those fake rims on, that you bought after the repo man took your '98' Acura TL. Money ain't everything so yeah, you just might have that banging personalty that women can't resist. Either way, you better not pull up in your mama's driveway with this girl son. Unless you're rubbing Haitian mojo all over you (and if you are then call me asap my dude cause I might need some of that shit too). If you're gonna be banging headboards with a chick on this level you need to have something worth giving another look. But again, this is just my fantasy list so don't go quoting me.    



Number one (1) on my list of most sexy female celebrities has always been Tyra Banks. But who's surprised? She might be older and waaaay out of a rookie's league but shit, if it's a fantasy list then better put your best wishes forward. From her TV shows you can tell that this beau is well trained with a lot of experience in dealing with different personalities.

I'm not sure if you're gonna impress her with your money bags burried in your mom's basement because even Steve Urkel won't dare to bring Tyra over to spend the night at mama's crib, unless mama was really sick on a C pap machine and it was your turn to babysit. All I know, in my book, Trya gets wifed the hell up and knocked up with twins, bwoy! Yep. She's got the brains, the experience and the hottest body that seems to get hotter everyday. I know, if you had her on your arm tonight you won't know whether to do the electic slide or the moon walk. I'll feed her with sliced mangos and teach her how to make Jollof rice mandingo picnic style. That's what my number one gets besides never taking her to mama's unless it was thanksgiving and I'd already sold my soul to buy her a ring.  Cheers playas...hope you enjoyed your read.

This is my Top ten list playas. I co sign it for the next two years. I picked women who are not only physically beautiful but independent, classy and who I see as the right woman for a playa who finally got his head hammered on straight, his money right and he's at that point in his life where he can just fall back and let the love come to him. PEACE!!!

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