It's been two years fellas!!! In my last list of “sexiest female celebrities” I promised to create a new list in two years. Well, here it is! This time I bumped the list up from ten to fifteen celebs and I selected from a list of celebrity females who I consider to be underdogs in the industry right now. But let's get a few things straight before we get to the list. The last time I touched on this subject I made it clear; my opinion of a sexy bitch has nothing to do with simply having  a ghetto booty or being the hood-rat that lives across the way or the hazel eyed big titted slut who lives next door. I try not to objectify women when I write even though it’s not easy to talk about hotties without mentioning their 'look'. I intend to describe beauty and talent without objectifying them and express class from a street point of view but without being too materialistic. I’m sure you'll enjoy your read as the whole idea behind this blog is simply for entertainment.

Let’s assume that you’re not a lazy bum. You’ll  take on the role of a down to earth 'go getter' who embraces his desire to indulge in his fantasies. You'll also be the guy who wants somebody on this list to be loving up on you. Don't be afraid to be that open minded man who understands dating from different points of view. Be totally unapologetic for who you are as a man. Most women will have a different side to any story. You might call them delusional or crazy, but if you ask a woman, she definitely has a reason that justifies her actions. This is why I will point to three lines of reasoning that will go a long way to help when  you're interacting with women.



Never take a woman to dinner if you don’t really know her. Feed the hungry of course but if it's in the name of getting to know each other then a dinner date should be the worst place to do that. Many guys make the mistake of taking a strange woman out to dinner or for drinks and actually footing the bill on top of that. For women it's like sleeping with a strange man in his car on the first date. Yeah fellas, it’s not a good idea so dont get suckered in. Let her call you cheap if she want, just be strong and make sure to save that restaurant experience for someone who deserves it. First dates should be casual. Go around handing out free drinks and dinners to strange women you wonna date and you won’t have much left in your love tank an actual girlfriend when you finally find one.

The second line of reasoning I go with when initiating contact with a female is her - personality. You can have the hottest girl on your arm but if she’ll up and leave you for any stupid reason then you’ve got a problem. When you argue who is more mad? Is it an even playing field? Is she girlie or tomboy? Does she expect you to take care of her or is she an 'independent woman' who doesn’t care about your gifts? Will she sleep with you the way you like being slept with? Will she put you in jail? How much does she party? Does she really love you? What are her passions in life? Is she ambitious? Can she balance her emotions and think clearly or is she a drama queen? Are you about to get shot for trying to protect her against her own choices? What is that sexy girl really like? Do you actually enjoy her company or is she a whinny brat? None of these questions have a right answer. People are different, you just need to know who you're dealing with and act accordingly. You have to ask yourself these questions if you’re looking for more than just sex. My third line of reasoning when selecting 'that girl' is - chemistry. I think a woman will do anything with you if you have the precise chemistry with her. How well do you get along with her? How much do you have in common with her? Is she your friend? Or is she just the girl you’re screwing? If you get the right amount of all these things in a woman and she has the sparks for you, I promise you that you've found "the one".

People behave the way they do based on their culture. Peer pressure and habits or circumstances of life will factor in as well but you'll have to figure out if your cultures are compatable. Western perception of sexual morality stemmed from religious mentalities that was once popular in the West. But as time went by westerners evolved into a society that leaned towards a new secular lifestyle that aimed to accommodate people of different beliefs. The irony is even as western societies systematically diverge from religious mentalities, you'll find that some of their core viewpoints on certain issues are still under the influence of previous religious mentalities. That being the case, you'll find a society that embraces fornication while frowning on adultery. You'll find that tolerance for homosexuals has gradually increased eventhough previous religious stigmas caused many to oppose it even when the persons being intolerant were not religious. We have a society where sin is a cousin to crime under a system where laws may accommodate either or. The problem with our regulatory systems is that we do not realize how religious our secular beliefs are. We believe in our values to a point where we expect the rest of the world to comply with our values even if our values contradict with their religious beliefs.

             

15. Amy Childs - Can you believe that this girl is not even 24 years old? She logs in with the swagger of a more mature woman but she is just another girl. She is very talented and beautiful which means your competition is gonna be stiff. Definitely what I call young, fresh and green! Call me corny if you want but who can resist a British accent coming from a busty redhead? If it wasn't for the British show "The Only Way To Essex," we probably wouldn't known who she is. Amy Childs is the girl who gets the keys to your other condo. Yes, she has fake boobs. I know. She probably spends a lot of time in a tanning bed but common guys, it's working. I happen to believe that you can't just call a woman a slut anymore. Not because she went and got breast implant, not because she’s wearing a short dress. I think this is one of those girls whom you have to show out when you go be with. But then again it's only a fantasy list, right?

                      

14. Christina Ricci -  What happens when that 13 year old girl who you couldn't touch back in the day suddenly turns 18 and legal? We say, 'oh shit she's all grown up!' But this Golden Globe nominee has come a long way in her young career. You remember her right? She is the girl who played Wednesday in the 'Adams Family.' But 1991 is long gone. Who was once a baby has now become a very cute adult and she's looking really sexy right now. Well, like I said before, public nudity does not always equate to a slut anymore. She deserves every attention she gets because this is a shorty that you clean your car for. You might wonna grab the doors for her too. You might not wonna buy her dinner on the first date but trust me, this girl has what it takes to make you wake up very happy from a drunker stooper in your lake side villa.

                        

13. Adriana Lima - We love Brazilians don't we? This Brazilian beauty started out as a model and ended up acting in a few movies. She worked for Victoria Secret and became known as their angel since the year 2000. She has catwalked for Fendi, Louis Vuitton, Raloh Lauren, Vers Wangand Armani etc. She is Portuguese by nationality and has made the forbes list for best paid celebrities under age 25. She has acted alongside Forest Whitaker the the 2001 movie 'The Follow.' She also appeared in 'Ugly Betty' and 'How I Met Your Mother.' If this girl is calling you papi, you already know the difference between spring water and sparkling water. You're thugged out but you speak proper English when need be and you can dress up on some real shit. Adriana is the girlfriend you've been waiting for but you better give it a little time before you run home to mom.

                          

12. Freida Pinto - You know her as the Indian actress from the movie 'Slumdog Millionaire.' Back then she was a new talent on the scene that people didn't know what to anticipate from her. But she is maturing and you can see that in her new movie 'You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger'. This Mumbai Catholic girl has a bachelors degree in English Literature and she also studied Economics and Psychology. Yeah playa she looks perfect for you  but before you accomplish whatever you'll have to prove that you have a brain. Your spinners and bling may not do the trick here dawg. You might have to wear a button up shirt and carry a rosery if you wonna unleash the beast in this beauty. But once you do you'll have your own version on 'Mississippi Masala' happening. 

                             

11.  Aishwarya Rai - You won't recognize her if you don't watch foreign films. I'm writing this blog with the understanding that you read the first one I`wrote. If you didn't read the first one I suggest you go and read it before you read this one. We're stepping it up from where we were two years ago. By now you know not to have a Buick with cloths seats and  a bad carburetor. You know that unless you're helping your mom with the landscaping on her lawn, you have no business in her basement, not even to do laundry, unless you were visiting from Russia. Since you want a classy girl who looks hot, acts right and connects with you, you also knew to get your wardrobe in order - no baggy jeans or loose neck t-shirts. Your whips are respectable and your wallet is not filled with maxed-out credit cards. So then, when Aisharya Rai calls you back you know it's time to set it off. Dude she use to be Miss World! They've been calling her the most beautiful woman in the world for over ten years now. I know, I'm totally stuck in India right now but can you blame me? Find me another 40 year with a swagger like this.

                               

10. Kelly Hu - She is one of those girls that comes off young. A former Miss Hawaii with a long list of good movies under her belt including 'The Scorpion King', 'Cradle 2 The Grave' and 'Farmhouse' to name a few. This gifted Chinese/American actress has been a hollywood heart throb since 1985 so if you have her baking brownies in your kitchen then you're a Zen. Most guys have an urge to sample a little bit of that Asian persuasion but not every Asian girl will massage a stranger in the back of a Chinese restaurant. In fact you probably can't buy a happy ending from this one right here. If you're lucky to get the girlfriend experience from Kelly Hu please promise me that you won't show up late because your little sister was hugging herself in the bathroom. Fly her to Lagos and show her around. 
 
                                

9. Kate Von D - I told you guys I was bringing out some underdogs. Ever wondered what it would be like to date a babe who is covered in tattoos? Yeah I don't mean the removable joke your ex-girlfriend got at the carnival. This one is the real deal baby! Needle, ink and flesh. She looks like she has a rough edge and appears to be the type that falls for a biker dude or the spiked hair drummer on a rock-n-roll band. We call em gangster bitches where I come from but you'd be surprised to find out how tender a tattoo babe can be. So you wonna try your luck on a motorcycle? You have a collection of leather jackets and your jeans are fresh to death. You think you've got what it takes to sweep this tomboy off her feet? You already know of her, I'm sure of that. She's the girl from 'Miami Ink' who moved to L.A later and got her own TV show called 'L.A Ink'. Luckily for Jessie James when Sandra Bullock terminated his services Kate was there with opened arm and a shoulder to weep on. Some guys are not comfortable with a tatted up girl but some men like making money with their babe on the wild side. If you happen to give this woman the shakes do me a favor and don't pierce your balls to please her.



8.  Bar Rafaeli - Shalom! My friends in the States will never see a hot Jewish model dating anyone who is not white at the least. But you'd be surprise how wrong they are. In the States due to the many levels of racism and prejudice, it probably won't happen as usual as if you lived in Canada, Europe or Australia. Most Jewish girls who grew up outside of the United States are not infected with the disease of prejudice as those born and raised in the States. Although it is their custom to marry Jewish you will find that occasional Jewish girl who does not look for a particular race when she dates. But don't get all excited and start chasing Jewish women around town because I don't see them becoming your baby mama any time soon homie. This one dates the likes of Leonardo DiCaprio and such and if she dated you I'm pretty sure she won't marry you. So just imagine how tight your swagger has to be in order to meet her, yet alone feed her strawberries on a nude beach. Bar even married a friend to avoid being drafted in the Israeli army but I'm sure you won't mind that she's been married before now would you?

        

7. Jessica Alba - I should have named this blog 'my sexiest most impossible female celebs'. Yeah someone married her real quick, homie LOL! As soon as this sex symbol/star of 'Dark Angel' was old enough to buy her own Martini this guy named Cash Warren came and snatched her off the market. And I don't blame the man at all. The onion booty on this 'Fantastic Four' princess is a jaw droppineye popper. I'm sure she has a wonderful personality to go with the money, the fame and that booty. What can I tell you? She's not for sale. If you ever found yourself next to someone that looks remotely like Jessica Alba my advice to you would be to wife her up quickly. But you'd need to be on the red carpet with several hook ups or else you might end up playing with yourself while you rot away on your mammas couch again.

                         

6. Katy Perry - Just because she sings about kissing a girl it doesn't mean men are off her interest list. If you have a few scriptures memorized and you believed in Jesus I'm sure you could guilt Katy Perry into coming to church with you. This church girl gone gay friendly seems to be open minded with a free spirit. And since she earned her GED in the 9th grade I can vouch for her being on the smart side. She writes her own lyrics too and though she's smoking hot, I'm sorry to inform you yet again that this one is so married. Actually, every girl on this list is taken right now so let's not forget that this is all just a fantacy. Yeah you won't be dipping your chalupa in this honey dip anytime soon.  She paid her dues in the music industry and knows a bit about struggling therefore you could pull her off with a happy meal budget, like ten years ago. And unfortunately, you didn't know who she was until 2008 and by then she was already hanging with stars.



5. Rocsi - 106 & Park might not mean much to you if you're not into hip hop and R&B but if you watch BET you have to admit - Rosci is hot! Whether it's her sweet persona, or her sexy swagger or whatever, if you know what I'm talking about then you know she lights up the room every time. Parents are from Belize and Honduras but she grew up in Louisiana. You already know what they say about southern girls. They got manners, they have class and if you find the right one who likes you, you will ask yourself why hadn't you met her soon enough? Some may not wonna give her the props she deserves because she is a radio DJ turned TV host. You might see her as an easy catch when you're driving a $ 200, 000 car on a 50 million dollar contract but if you get Rocsi crazy for  your love I don't see how you wont be rejoicing. As long as you make good money and you have a decent lifestyle I think Rosci can make your go cheese.

                           

4. Shakira - I'm sure you've heard of this Colombian superstar. Shakira is a musical artist who has basically spent her entire life on stage. The girl has even got her own statue in Colombia. She is like a Mariah Carey in her country. Became famous in the early 90's and sold over 50 million records worldwide, not to mention her slew of Latin Grammys, Billboard Latin Music Awards and even a Golden Globe nomination. It would help if you spoke Portuguese, Spanish or Italian when you ask her out. Oops! You only know Eboniks. Luckily,  she's ten years older then her new boyfriend so you migch a break. She likes young bloods. However, the young man is a well paid professional soccer player in Europe. Yeah, homie if you're still borrowing a twenty from your little sister, it's more than likely that you won't have to worry about taking this princess to the new years dance.



3. Eva Mendes - Now how about a talented Cuban hottie? One of the most beautiful women in my eyes right now. You remember her from 'Hitch' with Will Smith. She is also in 'Exit Wounds', 'Knocked Up,' '2 Fast 2 Furious', 'Stuck On You' and 'Training Day' with Denzel Washington. Maybe there was a time when you could have met her and brought her over to your boys apartment to play cards and drink forties but those days are so gone now playa. If you're still getting your 1993 ride or die gangster shit popping and you've been selling weed for 15 years yet you're still broke, I will suggest you concentrate on not dropping the soap. LOL!



2. Alicia Keys - She loves a thug, she sings like an angel and she's sold millions of records. Did I mention that she's cute and intelligent with a nice ass behind it all? Swizz Beats might kick your teeth in if you stepped to her but for what it's worth Alicia Keys is definitely a dream come through. Yeah she might go with you to the ice cream pallor and walk in the park eating cotton candy. She could come to your studio and help you produce a track or two. She could dig you in a white t-shirt, b boy jeans and timberland boots but you know you have to push something sweet right? Your paint job has to be nice, your wheels have to be more then 20 inches with low profiles and the interior? Well let's just say it can't have cat hairs with stale Mickey D's french fries and potato chips stuck in the crevasses of the seats. 

                                  

1. Zoe Saldana - First of all, she is a Jersey girl. Yay! Shout out to New Jersey! One of my homies told me I made her number one on my list because she looks like Tyra Banks LOL! I didn't even think about it like that. I just think she is cute. She's the non-white version of an all American girl. Her talent is unquestionably impeccable. This half Dominican and half Puerto Rican beauty is super talented. You probably remember her from 'Pirates Of The Caribbean; The Curse Of The Black Pearl' but it was her performance in three movies that got me - 'Guess Who', 'The Terminal' and 'Avatar'.  She is number one on my list for the next two years fellas. I almost put Eva Mendes in at number one but then I had to debate between her and Alicia Keys. In the end I went with Zoe because she has the looks, the personality and the body language I look for in a female.