Locker Room Jokes

Nate Pyle

Back in the day, in the 90s, older guys would say sexually vulgar things about women. To be honest, when I was younger, I had seen a beautiful woman or two and expressed to a friend what I’d do if we hooked up. But it’s impossible for me or anyone I know to brag about GRABBING women by their private part.

If you’re not a rapist you won’t spend a lot of time talking about vagina unless of course, you’re a gynecologist, most especially if you’re in a long-term relationship and might deem it disrespectful for someone to talk to your partner in a sexually vulgar way.

Canada is a very nice and peaceful country, where there are great opportunities for education, human rights, and employment.”

One of the reasons I’m most grateful for my decision to live in Canada is the personal growth which I have reached while living here. Like the United States, many immigrants come to Canada in search of a better life. Canada is a very nice and peaceful country, where there are great opportunities for education, human rights, and employment.

The living standards in this country are among the best in the world. For me, I had studied and worked in several institutions in the United States, dated, driven or owned nice cars, including my dream car, naturalized and bought a “mansion” by the time I was 26 years old, so, without bragging, I was already set when I moved to Canada.

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I first visited Canada when I was 28 years old, trying to reach the only goal I had not achieved. That was to record a Hip Hop album. I fell in love with the country and decided to stay. At that time, I hadn’t discovered that my mother was manipulating my situations to distract me from that goal. I wanted to study Literature, write movies, rap and produce music.

I wanted to study Literature, write movies, rap and produce music. She wanted me to be a male nurse. Hence why I was a phlebotomist. I must admit, I did very well in that line of work but it was not my passion. I trusted her so blindly, I revealed my plans to her. Unbeknown to me, at the time, she used that to engineer my failure, in that goal. Canada gave me my dream back.

After all, I was a war child who, like every other war child, had a few bad habits that could be repulsive to others.”

While living in Canada, I developed the ability to not only understand but to distance myself from bad habits. Through that, I’ve been able to accomplish even more of my dreams. After all, I was a war child who, like every other war child, had a few bad habits that could be repulsive to others. Although my mother tried her best to manipulate me to choose a nursing career, I studied Theater Arts, Accounting, and Hospitality.

Her constant second guessing left me doubtful, at the time, and although I was determined to never concede my dream for hers, I ended up studying a slew of random courses whenever the last one was not good enough for her. In Canada, my doubts were cleared. I became proud of my achievements and I learned to seek my own gratification as opposed to that of unsupportive people. Yep, I have a boat load of diplomas.

As a man’s man, I was never the best behaved but when I discover my wrong doing I change them. I used to be very arrogant with other men but sweet with women. Always had a soft spot for kids and I love animals. I’ve learned to be patient, to never react to provocation when people get on my nerves and to be a little more precise with my attack.

Speaking as a man, I can say getting laid is worth bragging about so I identify with the idea of “locker room banter”. Without claiming to be a saint, I’ve even rapped about women in some of my songs. I enjoy hanging out, partying, having a good time and of course, in my opinion, women always make those activities worthwhile.

Still, Donald Trump cannot seriously expect to be a US President if he’s a documented womanizer, yet alone if he comes off as a perv.”

As far as the media and the court of public opinion are concerned, a puppet master is using them to crucify Donald Trump because, in the height of global feminism, Hilary Clinton has been chosen to be the next president of the United States. It has to be said, the media is full of shit! Wolf Blitzer is among the few decent journalists in the mainstream!

I do NOT believe CNN. I resent their biased and opinionated journalism. Still, Donald Trump cannot seriously expect to be a US President if he’s a documented womanizer, yet alone if he comes off as a perv. Then again, the media is notorious for airing unproven sexual allegations that assassinate the character of powerful men.

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I do understand the desire a man feels for an attractive woman. Of course, he wants her to make sweet love to him. A pretty girl gets a job at Subway and suddenly, droves of well-dressed studs line up for a sandwich. 80% of them are there because they want to have sex with her. Not one of them even thinks about her feelings. Especially if the guy is an asshole who has money, the best clothes, a decent ride, eats well, lives in a decent house etc.

He feels deserving of a good lay with that amazing woman. But never does he assume that the woman won’t slap him if he groped her. And he might tell his friends how good she looks and how bad he wants her. The friend might let him know if she’s a slut. But even a perv knows not to grab her privates, even if she’s a slut.

Especially if the guy is an asshole who has money, the best clothes, a decent ride, eats well, lives in a decent house etc.”

Even if a guy’s confidence was in the stratosphere, he knows pretty women get a lot of unwanted attention from strange men. Most guys over think their first approach. I’ve known guys who literally give women money and practically beg, stalk or harass them. I’ve seen girls, in short skirts at the club, who complained of being touched down there.

Granted, I’m not a famous millionaire so I wouldn’t know how women react to a guy in that lane. All I know is when I and my friends do “locker room banter”, and the topic is about women, we talk about women we want, women who are in love with us etc. Some guys kiss and tell, but no guy brags about outright taking the sex. To me, this is where Trump crossed the line. He was not bragging about the chase, he bragged about taking it.

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When I’m with the boys, we talk about music, movies, fashion, food, celebrities, getting shitfaced, politics, political or socially conscious issues, guys we’ve whipped, marksmanship, hobbies and career plans, different cultures we’ve experienced while traveling and YES! Women! I might contrast between women in different countries.

We’re so against groping or sleeping with women against their will, we would fight a guy who brags about that. We wanna take that hottie to the club. We will compliment how beautiful she is or pop the question while sneaking a peek at her boobs, her booty, her hair, her lips, her eyes…ect. but usually, the focus is on what she does.

For example, “Hey Mike, what do you think about Stacy from the post office?” Or “how you like the ass on my new milf?”

The guys I know would be more impressed if the girl is a lawyer, a doctor, a teacher, a nurse, a real estate agent, insurance broker, etc than if she was just a hot bimbo. For example, “Hey Mike, what do you think about Stacy from the post office?” Or “how you like the ass on my new milf? She’s a French professor”.

Or “check out this thot, she looks like Brooke Baldwin but she deepthroats like Kelsi Monroe”. Usually, the friend agrees with or disputes your claim as the conversation goes to shits and giggles. Locker room banter is also about video games, sports, or cars. If not, it’s about the news or hot gossip in town. Never about “grabbing women”. Most men would like to be grabbed tho.

Men are usually afraid to make a move on the woman they want. Most usually depend on luck to get a girl in the sack. Men dread rejection, so we don’t push so obviously. There’s always a chance for a woman to cry rape so most men don’t even let the girl catch them looking at her goods, yet alone grab them. This is what makes Trump’s statement disturbing. I think he was trying to seem cool because he knows some women will reject a man even if he has respect, money or power.

In most countries, if a guy has money, dresses fashionably, drives a nice car and has a luxurious home, he can have casual sex with dozens of beautiful women.”

In Canada, I learned to respect myself as a man. To value my time, energy, semen, and reputation enough not to throw them at every woman I lust for. It’s true, a certain woman can be so cute, a powerful man will lower his standards just to sleep with her. Besides, what’s the use of money and power if you can’t get laid? In most countries, if a guy has money, dresses fashionably, drives a nice car and has a luxurious home, he can have casual sex with dozens of beautiful women.

In Canada, I found that the women become resentful of a man with power. Unless he’s a politician they usually try to compete instead of falling in love with him. My opinion is Canadian men are forced to humble down since many women tend to go for the bum. I noticed numerous gainfully employed men who dressed rather peasant-ish… worn out and dirty shoes, cheap pants, no haircut. (Of course, there are a few women who respond to money and a handful of guys who dress well).

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I also saw that because of bad experiences with men, many Canadian women are afraid to fall in love with a sweet talker. Even the biggest sluts expect to land a guy with great qualities, to start a family with her, regardless if she has two baby daddies and is raw dog Charlie’s long-term on again off again friend with benefits. So the Canadian locker room is extremely boring.

Most Canadian men talk themselves down and accept the proverbial skirt in the relationship so you won’t hear too many of them bragging about easy pussy, pumping and dumping, smashing two best friends, sisters, cousins or whatever. The locker rooms I experienced were rather depressing. The guys were shameless about their porn collection which led me to assume that they’re masturbating chronically. But again, that was my assumption. Ever so subtle, these guys could be well sexed.

…to start a family with her, regardless if she has two baby daddies and is raw dog Charlie’s long-term on again off again friend with benefits.”

The point is, guys, talk about women’s bodies, rate beauty and notice them sexually. I’m sure that other men have said much worse than Donald Trump. But they are not running for president. Some guys get drunk and resort to domestic abuse. I’m very grateful that I was lucky to experience Canada and grow up. My arrogance is in check now. Now I take a big brother approach with women, I protect them from guys like the old me.

I have also learned to trust women who are strong enough to protect themselves. This locker room banter incident with Donald Trump as been a reflection for men to see how our behavior could be offensive to women and change that. But I disagree with the notion that men talk about women in the way Trump did. *

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